Marquette, MI – August 19, 2014 – Behold, to the left is a picture of the Parkus Jerkus in its natural habitat: the parking lot.
If anyone could explain to me what possible reason one could have for parking like this, I’d love to hear it.
I wonder if there’s a website out there that deals with this sort of thing? Oh, hey, there is. I didn’t know about it at the time, so I really didn’t do anything except stare blankly at it. Sort of like this:

And then I took a picture to post on the web for all to see – because I can be a jerk too.